It's actually not that bad to wake up thinking you peed yourself and find out you're just in the middle of a lake.
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The makers of Trainspotting are trying their hand at a buddy comedy.
You'd think this was Christopher Mintz-Plasse's boat, but it's actually John McCain's. He doesn't get the reference.
"Man amusingly overboard! All cameras on deck!"
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Note the man at the back of the boat. Sorry, at the stern of the boat.
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When vacationing in Venice, it's better not to start games like this or you're looking at a very wet couple of days.
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All these fish look so up-side-down and amazing...
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18
"Optical illusion... Can you spot the island?"
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Hey, whatever floats your boat.
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I don't get it.
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What a unique perspective, most guys who own boats hate blowjobs.
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Just like that one level of Mario. If only these fishermen had fireballs at their disposal
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This is exactly why he bought the boat in the first place.
Presumably, the tires tilt 90 degrees so they're flat against the ground before it enters boat mode.
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I thought the army was going to be fun!
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Hitler's boat was just discovered.
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I hope that helicopter had a submarine mode.
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When this boat's a-rockin', somebody call the police...seriously, now.
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"No man keg stand at 30 knots."
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Classic case of more money than brains.
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