College Water Wings.

"Don't know if this is signs, sexual or random."

"It took 4 days for maintenance to get the S.S. Arnett out of the pond because it was anchored so well."

Dartmouth College's Winter Carnival presents an 18 foot wide, 35 foot tall pirate ship made of ice. The masts are 56 and 52 feet tall, respectively. It has a built in 8-foot ice slide that is open the public on the weekend. Also, there's a really hot mermaid.

I guess his wife made him get this?

"Why soccer moms shouldn't drive and talk on their cell phone - Edinboro University in PA"

I'm guessing the owner named it after his ex-wife?

I think people should really stop tempting fate..

"Redneck horse trading"

"THE TOUGHEST GAY BOAT EVER!!!"

You can decide which "seamen" joke you wanna go with on this one.

"Sr. Prank...We put a 24 foot boat in a trench at school."

The wrong way to tow a boat...

"Couple was preoccupied with other things..."

Just how did you get that 42 foot boat in a tree?

Temporary Insanity? Hmmm...

"Me and my buddy ryan were driving to lake Michigan and some dumb fuck didn't load his boat right."

Crazy cubans...

Interestingly enough, another one was on top of the rocks crushed against the guard rail a little farther down - What a waste of $300k per boat

Anyone bring some sea sickness pills?