In case you were confused, this is an ass bong.

Yeah I've watched Dora the Explora but have you ever really WATCHED Dora the Explora man?

We had the hula hoop funnel, now the fun noodle bong - what other toys can be used for debauchery?

Sure man, Mary had a little lamb, okay, but what about all the other stuff that Mary couldn't have because our society is so facist.

Mmmmm..... faced, you are.

"Minty fresh!"

That's either the coolest novelty straw ever, or a 14 foot bong.

I'd like to see the Professor from Gilligan's Island do this.

"Mrs. Bongworth"

More scenes from Colorado University on 4/20.

You can either light it up or, ummm, light it up.

"Made from a 'Campus Effort to Address Smoking' and my police issue Maglite."

"He was born of a floor lamp, we named him Bongzilla."

Booooooooooooooooooooong.

"The Goldschlager bong was cool so we built one then a double perc with Absolut and a 2 person hooka with Jager. The mini's are the mouth peices. Breathing glass dust while drilling hurts real bad the next day." I'm sure your lungs love you anyway.

Wait, it's a pumpkin bong AND it's a corn nut holder!!?!? Alright, how much does it cost?

Yarr! Subtance abuse! Yarrr!

GloBong.

Why is it so much fun to make bongs out of childhood toys?