This will take Michael Jackson jokes in a whole new direction!

Are they trying to get milk out of her? (nudity)

"Here is a picture of me... PLEASE PLEAAAASE help me and my boyfriend get some members to our new yahoo group called hotandnakedsoutherngirl"

This is the kind of thing you don't try to escape from.

I don't know if I should shit my pants or if I should run away! Wait...

Years to the life AND inches to the wanger!

Who the hell organized this? Shouldn't that person be running our country? (nudity)

"She ended up winning this wet T-Shirt contest right before the cops showed up!" For what, making everyone too happy?

I bet if you asked most stoners, while they were high, if they'd like breasts, about 42% would say yes.

BAD NUDITY. Do not click.

Sometimes, unbridled patriotism gets a little annoying. This case is an exception, I think. (nudity)

"This is what happens when my students come over to my house for a study session and I give them beer."

"The midget's birthday present for my roommate. Itty bitty midget titty."

What the fuck is going on here? (NUDITY)

Christina's descent into slutdom. Did you know they had to use computer graphics to take off her fat in her latest video?

A caption for this picture would never do it justice (contains nudity. old old nudity.)

The public demands it: More TATU goodness.

Who likes credit card humor? Anyone? (nudity)

The urology gag doesn't sell as well, I bet.

I guess that guy can see the other side?