George Meyer, a longtime friend of mine and a brilliant comedy writer. He edited the whole thing, and wrote a lot of it. He invited me to contribute. I have tried for years to get George to revive Army Man, but he resists. I don't think he likes...
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My aunt works for Bloomsbury Books and I asked her to send me a picture of the last page of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows. I couldn't believe she did it! It's insane, but for real, DO NOT click if you don't want to see the last page of...
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Felix W. Cooper's Literary Excerpts: A Prince's LifeToday's selection is taken from the beginning, middle, and end of the prologue setting up Prince William Smith's autobiography, A Prince's Life. It begins:Smith's story is 700 pages of sweeping...
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Dear Ms. Spears, I just finished speaking with your literary agent, and I am very excited to assist you with writing your tell-all! I’ve been a fan for many years and I keep up with you in the papers, so I sympathize with the way you&...
KEEP READINGMany of us read the Goosebumps series, from #1 ("Welcome To Dead House") to #62 ("Monster Blood IV"). But few know that after #62, author R.L. Stine kept writing for another decade. As these excerpts show, the later installments lacked that...
KEEP READINGPHILOSOPHY: Nietzsche thrusted deeper and deeper between the supple legs of Simone de Beauvoir, yelling “Who’s your ubermensch?” Simone lost...
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I just finished reading 50 Cent's memoir, From Pieces to Weight, which recounts his life as a crack dealer and upstart rapper. The ghostwriter makes a valiant effort to replicate 50's voice throughout, with passages such as Seeing my grandfather...
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From the Desk of Matthew Q. StevensonTriumph Publishing CompanyChildren’s Book DepartmentJanuary 31, 2007Dear Tyra,On behalf of the Triumph Publishing Company’s Children’s Department, it’s my pleasure to declare our...
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The sweat burned my eyes. Blinking hard I tried to focus. I needed to focus. Only a cold blooded creature could consider a castle full of lava as its home. My overalls felt like they weighed a ton. My movements were all in slow motion. Even my...
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BOOK STORE Holla holla, pimp and hoes! Look who showed up to the campus book store during the first week of class with $246.35! That's right, Jimmy Dunbar. I just cashed in a savings bond, and I am ready to use this money to...
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