Mario after getting the magic bottle cap power-up.

Uh oh I just realized I forgot to go to classes all semester.

It even has room for a Roger Waters cup.

The king of beer pong tables.

No one listens.

Bouncing is still not allowed, though it does make a satisfying "tink" noise.

"Playing quarters when someone slipped a bottle cap in my drink."

Not saying you're a front runner but who roots for the Red Sox, the Phillies, the Colts, and America?

"Only the tractor loving rednecks will appreciate the alice chalmers symbols for where the cups go."

Guy-on-the-left, I loved your Numa Numa video.

There's millions of dollars waiting to be made for whoever can get together a topless beer pong league.

Your bro-ness is forever immortalized in bottle caps.

"This table consists of 2240 beer caps and 156 beer bottles. We figured it out that with all the supplies including beer, the total amount of money put into this table is around $3400. It took about 3 months to finally have everything glued and the plexiglass on."

Oh no we don't play beer pong. BUT WE KICK ASS AT BRIDGE!!1!

"We collected caps freshman year. Built it over the summer. Now it is in the living room of our house." Are you getting this Freshman? It's never too early to start saving.

So that's what West Virginia looks like!

Done over "one long night."

The hardest part about a beer pong table of this caliber is building it drunk.

"Betsy Ross was an alcohlic."

I throw my bottlecaps at unsuspecting pedestrians, but these guys saved them and did something.