"I got into a bar fight and broke my wrist on some kids face, couldn't open bottles any more. Making the best of a bad situation."
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One of those things that's about the journey, not the destination.
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"You know you go to a party school if beer bottle openers are included in your dorm room door."
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From the "Why Didn't I Think Of That?" file - a bottle opener for your sandals.
"You might be a redneck if you break your hand and install a bottle opener to your cast." I think you mean you might be AWESOME.
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Hot bartender(s) from Houston. I like where she keeps her bottle opener.
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If your dog can open your beer bottle, he really is man't best friend.

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