"Somebody was drunk and thought it was a good idea to light bottle rockets off in his teeth... you should have seen the burns in his gums"
"Apparently, he couldn't find the bottle we had been using."
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4 years ago
Let this be a warning to you kids that think shooting a bottle rocket out of your ass is "cool" and "hip"
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4 years ago
"My friend was so drunk he fell in the lake while attempting to shoot a bottle rocket, so we thougth it would be a good idea to make him launch it out of his mouth while his face was under water. His body was under but his face wasn't."
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4 years ago
Yeah, I'd say a botte rocket in your pants would qualify as getting owned,
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5 years ago
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