This should contain him for now, but if he wakes up I don't know if we can stop him.
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There's baby bottles and daddy bottles.
Ohmygodwaitthere'ssome glassbeerbottlesinthere!
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67
After drinking that much Gatorade you guys must be really strong. That's how it works, right?
Clumsy Tom, will you do the honor of placing the angel atop the tree?
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59
If they made a college Christmas movie about kids who are too poor to go home for Christmas, this would be the miracle climax.
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79
Excuse me, do you have an enormous bottle opener?
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54
What was inside the suitcase in Pulp Fiction.
I want to throw a bowling ball at it so badly.
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78
Take one down, pass it around...
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58
Christmas is over, better smash the tree by throwing bricks at it.
Merry XXMas.
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11
UW Stout nipples CollegeHumor?
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15
Kick ass.
"This table consists of 2240 beer caps and 156 beer bottles. We figured it out that with all the supplies including beer, the total amount of money put into this table is around $3400. It took about 3 months to finally have everything glued and the plexiglass on."
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2tothesides
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0
This gives me an idea - what if I start drinking rum from a baby bottle?
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7
"We ran out of ice, so we improvised."
What else are you going to do with 130 liters of Vault?
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2
Who said girls skulls weren't thick enough to break bottles over?
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