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Sat, 05 May 2007 19:27:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA[""I got into a bar fight and broke my wrist on some kids face, couldn't open bottles any more. Making the best of a bad situation.""]]>
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Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:10:41 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["One of those things that's about the journey, not the destination."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Thursday, Dec 28&#60;/p>
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Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:40:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA[""You know you go to a party school if beer bottle openers are included in your dorm room door.""]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Monday, Aug 28
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Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:15:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["From the "Why Didn't I Think Of That?" file - a bottle opener for your sandals."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Wednesday, May 24
 by &#60;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:213378/ts:34">jon&#60;/a>
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Tue, 24 May 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA[""You might be a redneck if you break your hand and install a bottle opener to your cast." I think you mean you might be AWESOME."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Friday, May 6&#60;/p>
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Wed, 23 Feb 2005 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["Hot bartender(s) from Houston. I like where she keeps her bottle opener."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Monday, Feb 14&#60;/p>
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Wed, 10 Nov 2004 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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<![CDATA["If your dog can open your beer bottle, he really is man't best friend."]]>
&#60;p>Uploaded Friday, Oct 15
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