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	<title>&quot;I got into a bar fight and broke my wrist on some kids face, couldn't open bottles any more. Making the best of a bad situation.&quot;</title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 19:27:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Lego Bottle Opener</title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:10:41 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>&quot;You know you go to a party school if beer bottle openers are included in your dorm room door.&quot;</title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:40:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>From the &quot;Why Didn't I Think Of That?&quot; file - a bottle opener for your sandals.</title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:15:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>&quot;You might be a redneck if you break your hand and install a bottle opener to your cast.&quot; I think you mean you might be AWESOME.</title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Hot bartender(s) from Houston. I like where she keeps her bottle opener.</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title>If your dog can open your beer bottle, he really is man't best friend.</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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