This Beer Angel isn't going to feel so divine in the morning.
Things got ugly when he started taking requests.
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2 years ago
In Indonesia, the government destroyed 51,000 bottles of alcoholic drinks for Ramadan. Ramadan is an Islamic holiday that, I guess, is like the opposite of Superbowl Sunday for Indonesia.
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2 years ago
Everything's more ridiculous in Texas.
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2 years ago
Forty hands is for nerds. Beer wings is where it's at.
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3 years ago
Just buy a Brita filter, your roommate will thank you.
Beer doesn't grow on trees... does it?
I've met the man, and Jack Daniels is no angel.
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3 years ago
Some people prefer artificial Christmas trees.
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3 years ago
This one's funny!
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