How can this NOT be a laxative?

"We were high, the munchies were near by and we were naked. it just kinda came together."

"He kneeled down to puke in the box and then passed out face first on top of it."

"I found out that I could order all the boxes and stickers I wanted from the USPS website for free, including free shipping. So I ordered 25 thin square boxes and 10 triangle tubes and built a bar for my dorm room. It's made entirely from boxes and stickers."

I'm busy playing with what came in the box.

All my creation needs to come to life is a brain.

I'll skip the breakfast.

Let's go swimming!

'Do you guys have anything that doesn't have roast beef in it?'
'There's the roast beef egg sausage and roast beef - that doesn't have much roast beef.'

Looks like she needs another one already.

I'd cheeze-it.

What you are hoping to see with the flowers.

"Instead of 'storm shelter' they should have named it 'The Shocker Fuck Box 3000'. You can bet your ass, they would've have had more inquiries inside."

My roommate and I got tired of not having an air conditioning vent on us for when we sleep... so we made one...

"I was driving through Ireland this summer and I saw this sign."

"Another mad caseless computer. The fun never stops!"

"Get bored. Go to Walmart. Get free boxes. Block a driveway."

Hairy box, anyone?

"With all the success of the hottest ass contest, figured it was about time to bust out a hottest box contest."

"A truck I spotted in the loading dock outside Briarcliffe University"