New contest: Find the hottest picture of Britney before she tanked.

Remember when Britney Spears was THE hottest girl on the planet? Oh well, I'm sure her musical talent will carry her career.

Just a reminder to seize the day, because nothing lasts forever.

PROOF that the current Britney Spears is an imposter covering up the death of the original.

If you hated Kevin Federline before, wait until you see what he did to his car.

Britney Spears Through the Years - amazing group costume.

I didn't realize how awesome Britney Spears' outfit in the Toxic video was until I saw this picture.

Pregnancy is doing strange things to Britney...

When I used to guess how long it would take Britney Spears to do nudity, I never would have imagined I could lose interest so quickly.

"Britney's nasty feet."

Alright, Jamie Lynn Spears and Britney reach first base. Three more to go.

Don't let Britney Spears hickey distract you from the ample amount of sideboob on display here.

"Next time someone tries to show off their taste in music by saying they're a Radiohead fan, show them this."

"I swear, this couple can't get any classier."

I wish I had a chart that tracked the public's opinion of Britney Spears.

Britney Spears seems to be settling into her new role as national punchline well. It took a year or two longer then I expected, but you can't outrun fate.