CollegeHumor: Bro Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793991 The Categories of a Douchebag Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793991 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

PREPORIOUS DOUCHEBAGIUM
"Preppy Douchebag"
Pickup line: "You would look good sunbathing at my Nantucket summer cottage."
Found: Ivy League campuses, smoking clubs, Rugby stores
Wears: Polo shirts, boating shoes, suits at inappropriate times
Thrives on: "Intellectual" discussions, purebred dogs, wine coolers
Weakness: Actually intellectual discussions.

FRATERNITORUS DOUCHEBAGIUM
"Frat Bro Douchebag"
Pickup line: "I made this drink for you."
Found: Beer pong championships, The Game, not lectures
Wears: College apparel, Birkenstocks with socks, puca shell necklaces
Thrives on: Natty Ice, cold pizza, the blood of sorority freshmen
Weakness: Correct spelling and grammar.
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At some point in the 90's, the word "dude" became a ubiquitous signifier of masculine cool. And then it was quickly adopted by cool women. Nowadays, only forty-five year old branding consultants in San Diego with ponytails still refer to each other as dude. The word dude has not been uttered on a college campus in at least five years. It has been replaced by something new, and far more insidious: "bro."

Step onto any state college campus, and you'll be greeted with a cacophony of "bros." What does it all mean? The word is robust and has numerous meanings. Among the most well-known:

THE CONDESCENDING BRO
This can be effectively used as a stand-alone ("bro!") or at the end of a sentence. It is used to chastise other males for behavior that the group considers collectively uncool, such as clogging the frat house toilet, hitting on another bro's girlfriend, and so forth.

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