Anyone but dudes.
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3 months ago
Next year I'm going to drink myself into a better costume.
Dude I'm so drunk, where's mommy?
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36
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2 years ago
When you have to load up your beer purchase with a fork lift, it's going to be a fun night.
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30
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2 years ago
Why WOULDN'T you spend seven and a half hours doing this?
Christmas season moves up every year. In 2006, it starts the day before Halloween. Next year it'll be in September.
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11
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2 years ago
Why do girls judge us by our personalities, and not our beer pong tables? I just don't get women.
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28
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2 years ago
I told you I only like Rolling Rock!
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16
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2 years ago
Hope you brought your bathing suit.
Like Pooh and the honey pot.
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1
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2 years ago
If you're brave enough to climb on top of the truck, then you deserve to be pelted with beers.
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1
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2 years ago
My favorite flavor of cake, how did you know?
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2
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2 years ago
"This guy showed up to our party. Nobody knew who he was."
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1
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3 years ago
Bullshit commercial.
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2
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3 years ago
"Hey, at least we recycle."
I, am thinking it's a sign, that the freckles on our boobs are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned. (nudity)
Just make sure he sleeps on his side.
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0
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3 years ago
Did you hear that he and Birdo hooked up in Jeff's room?
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0
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3 years ago
Just like my Bar Mitzvah, except I had Keystone.
"Nascar Halloween - riding around in shopping carts resulted in bloody shins, a broken elbow, chipped tooth, and 10 stitches."
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3 years ago
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