Oh yeah dude, I totally know how you feel. Once I stepped on a tack I accidentally left on the floor. It hurt like hell.
"The last picture I ever took."
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I'm not sure what cuttle is, but that's what I'll have.
The buffalo wait until you lose a wheel and you're immobile - then they strike.
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I told you this would happen if you drank too much of that stuff.
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Having your salad tossed means have your ass eaten with grass or oats... I prefer oats.
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Severe consequence of visiting Pamplona in the summer (look where the horn is).
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This one's funny!
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I don't think this guy knew that the phrase was really "Take the bull by the horns"
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This one's funny!
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