They only ran out after the neanderthal manager, Glor, murdered the entire kitchen staff and replaced the meat in the freezer with their bodies.

Take the picture already, Jack has a very limited amount of oxygen.

It's just that dammmmmn good to be the King.

And we still have the letters for beef and a g, we can do anything with these!

Wait a second, wait a second - WHAT IF WE PUT FRENCH FRIES ON IT!?

:I took this while some fat lady was yelling at some frightened kid cashier at 11 am because there weren't enough crowns made for a kid's birthday party. Incidentally, the 3 people working had no idea a party of 30 was showing up."

Burger King's commercials are getting increasingly abstract.

This would work better if it was Taco Bell.

What problem with the Burger King is that real BK crowns don't fit his head.

Winnie the Poon

The original Burger King was apparently Bob Ross.

Their love was forbidden...

Scandal! Like when Britney Spears got caught drinking coke.

Run Wendy! Don't look back, just run!

Hello! Hello! I'd like a #2 king sized. Hello? Can anyone hear me in there?

Oh, that's a misprint. It should say "Restaurants-Jewish," not "Restaurants-Bagels."

As seen on Ronald's wall...

Honey, we never go dancing at Burger King like we used to.

The king mocks an out of business Denny's.

TURN ONS: Finding an onion ring in my fries.
TURN OFFS: Clowns.