The frightening part? He wears that costume even when it isn't Halloween.

See, they're friends. It's that Wendy dyke nobody can stand.

"We have been changing/re-arranging the letters on this BK sign for almost a full year now. It got to the point where they left it blank for 7 months, we followed by putting up the letters 'We Win".

Would you like loneliness with that?

Taking a golf cart through the drive-thru I can understand - who hasn't dreamt of that? But the handicapped pass?

"I decided that one quad stacker from BK wasn't enough. So, I made The Ocho."

A Wayne Rooney miracle! His face on a hamburger bun!

What's being royalty worth if everyone's laughing at you because you look like a fast food mascot?

What kind of awesome apartment has a John Elway figurine, a Burger King mask, a teddy bear, and a pirate costume?

The Burger King came to visit WUVT, and he likes Bob Marley.

The movie and book really over-funtabulized the life of the Cat in the Hat. His real life is a lot more monotonous.

The king is a traitor!

When I demand extra pickles I get extra pickles!

Women love a man with unlimited access to chicken fries.

Halloween 2005 - A historic day!

Swing kids.

"I wanted an iPod, but..."

THAT GUY: "Does this count as that guy?" No.