Just tuck it into the waist band before she looks down.

Sometimes it's stuck so good, going in through the waistband is no longer an option. You have to go up through the bottom of your shorts.

You must get some interesting stories working as an undercover Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission Officer.

A That Guy for the ages.

There was no doubt about it -Jimmy and Mark were growing up.

Hiding a Penthouse in a Sports Illustrated is only slightly more deceptive than putting a forty in a brown paper bag.

Busted!

Boy is this cast making my balls itch.

An ad for the world's first silent lawnmower.

"Power went out in the entire city of Fredericksburg, and our huge semester cocktail party was going on. You could see NOTHING at all in or outside. I went outside to test the flash on my new camera and..."

It's hard to tell if he's disgusted or impressed by Penelope Cruz's butt.

"Busted with possession." You're lucky he didn't get you for impersonating a police officer.

Is Paris Hilton unaware that people are taking pictures of her around the clock?

I tawt I taw a titty tat! I did, I did see a titty tat!

Why, there's enough pot here for the next two weekends.

Why don't you take a picture, it will last longer. Oh, someone did.

"Is the cop supposed to be taking a picture of the Italian soccer team player?"

I think that makes you a Mitchum man.

Looks like someone wasn't planning on hooking up with a guy tonight.

Creepy guy - if you are reading this, please submit the movie you made.