"My mom found a roach on our porch and blamed my friend Sam." He must have long hair.
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107
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4 months ago "Being interviewed on Fox News and still goes for the boob glance. Bold."
"A friend of mine saw this by the dumpster at some apartments near campus."
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299
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8 months ago
Anatomy 200's not that bad.
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306
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9 months ago
It's difficult to tune your instrument mid-song.
"I found my roommate's reverse dick puppet."
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164
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9 months ago
Cleavage is technically wear boobs stop, yet it's at least as exciting.
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74
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9 months ago
Dude, she's not even 18.
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93
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10 months ago
You gotta grow up sometime.
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60
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10 months ago
This chicken is sly like a fox.
Caught meowsturbating.
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47
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1 year ago
Mike! Mike! Over here! Mike! I'm going to take the picture now. Hellooooo
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38
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1 year ago
Mom, stop taking pictures, you're ruining my first arrest.
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168
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1 year ago
"A hive of bees infested a DC fire hydrant. The bees are pretty cool but if you look you can see a woman scratching her ass in the background."
I don't care how full the moon is, you can't run around downtown with no clothes on.
"Whatchu lookin' at Willis?"
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76
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1 year ago
Hard to tell what's going on, just be glad you aren't there.
You're lucky you are alive to submit this picture.
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72
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1 year ago
I regret nothing!
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93
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1 year ago
Why don't you take a picture so it will last longer? Oh, you are.
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