Boy is this cast making my balls itch.

An ad for the world's first silent lawnmower.

"Power went out in the entire city of Fredericksburg, and our huge semester cocktail party was going on. You could see NOTHING at all in or outside. I went outside to test the flash on my new camera and..."

It's hard to tell if he's disgusted or impressed by Penelope Cruz's butt.

"Busted with possession." You're lucky he didn't get you for impersonating a police officer.

Is Paris Hilton unaware that people are taking pictures of her around the clock?

I tawt I taw a titty tat! I did, I did see a titty tat!

Why, there's enough pot here for the next two weekends.

Why don't you take a picture, it will last longer. Oh, someone did.

"Is the cop supposed to be taking a picture of the Italian soccer team player?"

I think that makes you a Mitchum man.

Looks like someone wasn't planning on hooking up with a guy tonight.

Creepy guy - if you are reading this, please submit the movie you made.

Man, how high do you have to be to do something that stupid?

"I don't know whats funnier, my friend being caught in a gross make out or his now former girlfriend in the background looking pissed!"

Caught red handed.

If you're old enough to ogle clevage, you're old enough to drink a beer.

The creepy dude is wearing a cowboy hat. Who would have guessed?

The one good thing about newspapers - the police blotter.

That Guy on spring break, checking out his own abs in the mirror.