They are going to be so pissed when they hear this ended up on the Internet.

"Thanks to Google's recent search list, we got to see the 'sensitive' side of our friend."

"You can't blame him..." Blame who?

When I went home to develop the creepy pictures I took of a girl at a party, I found this gem.

Like everyone looking at this picture isn't doing the same.

"Drunk-ass friend rubbed one out with the tube of bronzer he thought was moisturizer!" (no dude-ity)

See, people at Ivy League schools get caught having sex against a window too! This one comes to us from the University of Pennsylvania.

Right right just let me know when you are actually taking a picture.

Yes, it's crude. But I respect it.

Joey, you are the craziest.

True story: This is the "dog poop girl." In South Korea, she refused to clean up her dog's poop on the subway. Someone took a picture and posted the picture on the Internet. It spread, and now all her personal information is on the Internet. Everyone in the country knows her and she is harassed constantly. That's my favorite brand of justice - Internet vigilante justice.

"And she said her husband was out of town."

"I wonder if she got it all."

"In my friend's roomate's journal under 'things to do this semester"

GARFIELD!

"John Kerry checking out my friend's boobs."

I give up.

I hope whatever's on the other side of that wall was really interesting.

"Hilary Duff isn't so innocent afterall."

Cheap, affordable, and and practically legal Mardi Gras housing in the form of a U-Haul.