"Bet each other to see who could get a girls number first. This was the wager."

Nah, it's too brown, throw it back.

How much would it suck for this guy if Dr. Phil got caught with child porn?

Goddamn it, I asked him for a DRUNK pickle! This looks ridiculous!

Mommy, what does your tattoo mean?

The really embarrassing thing is what I got tattooed on my forehead.

It's like your ass has a bouncer.

If I could embed sound effects in captions, this one would get a fart noise.

Now you never will.

Like an awesome version of the Care Bears.

Some girls like butt tattoos, but girl-on-the-right REALLY likes butt tattoos.

Person who has this tattoo - please explain in the comments what you tell girls you manage to get naked with.

"By the way, it was done with a red hot coat hanger and took 4 weeks to heal."

This enormous mistake will unite us for the rest of our lives.

Is this ass tattoo responsible for yesterday's Patriots victory? I don't see any other explanation.

According to Wikipedia, "Most ordinary consumers find the taste of Steel Reserve to be unpleasant, even when compared to other low-priced beer."

Ironically, he's just beginning a lifetime of regret.

This tattoo of a monkey having sex with a football raises many questions. Did the monkey learn to operate a drill to make the hole? Or did he just tear it apart with bare hands? And what the hell is this guy thinking?

And they say people from New Jersey don't have any class!

"Coincidentally, he pregamed before this tattoo."