Absolute madness at Spring Break in Cabo.

"My friend got a Tatoo Gun and this is was his first tatoo he ever gave." There should really be a waiting limit on those things.

Watch where you put that shocker.

Like that's going to stop someone.

"In case you were wondering, yes that naked chick is smoking a joint."

He's got a little bit of the captain on him.

King Khan.

"Not nearly enough ass tattoos out there." Have you never been to this site before?

Is it about you or your butt?

"It's because he has the hairiest ass most have ever seen."

"A Christmas present for my brothers - their faces permanently on my ass." Tis the season.

Boo I tay.

The only tattoo that pays for itself - "Well at least I can go to the bar broke and get 1 free shot."

There's no such thing as a good butt tattoo.

What is life like after you get Bob Saget tattooed onto your butt? They probably feel like astronauts who went to the moon, like they have nothing left to accomplish.

At best you are one for three.

What do pimping and getting a tattoo removed have in common? Both are apparently difficult.

Two of my favorite things, now permanently etched onto my ass.

"This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has saved with this tattoo.