I like hockey, I like Canada, and I like Dr. Seuss but I'm only willing to pay for one tattoo.

"6 Hours of body Paint + a week of building and painting the cars = Halloween In North Bay, Ont. Canada." They watch Nascar in Canada?

"Canuck truck."

2 teens for $5

"At Niagara Falls. I guess Canadians need to know not to jump the railing separating you from the giant waterfalls."

Let that be a warning to the rest of you fish that weigh over 1000 pounds!

It's a bizzare twist on that Lady and the Tramp scene.

This Canadian Hottest Bartender looks ready to sell me a vowel.

Exclusive pictures of the new XBox - a CH exclusive!

Guys, are you sure that's a bar and not a strip club? Okay then. Another 2 points for Canada.

This Bartender is so Hottest, she doesn't even have to be wearing only underwear to look good.

ANOTHER Hottest Bartender from Montréal?

"Another hottest bartender from Ontario... I'm telling you.. Canada will take this contest, afterall there is no hockey so we have to win something."

This hot bartender hails from Calgery, Alberta.

Hot bartender contest is underway! "And for my erection, I Blame Canada!" (Saulte Ste. Marie, Ontario Canada)

My roommate got this so he could lecture us on the hair in the sink.

"Canadian boobs love College Humor." (nudity)

"Canadians keep shaming simple yet unique!"

"100% pure Canadian boobies-i love you cCH boys-keep it real" (nudity)

smurfs throwing up a shocker with a texas mickey... can you say solid predrink