CollegeHumor: Candy Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925052 Rejected Reese's Commercial Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:07:21 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925052 Rejected Reese's Commercial nonadult comedy Maybe there is a wrong way to eat a Reese's. sketch comedy, the fine brothers, candy, commercial, reeses, penis sex <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925052"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/a/collegehumor.3ef93d0f28bd354f496c61aa065d41ac.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:58620">TheFineBrothers</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 88 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927173 The Miracle of Birth of a Gummy Bear. Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:06:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927173 The Miracle of Birth of a Gummy Bear. nonadult comedy The Miracle of Birth of a Gummy Bear. gummy bear, candy, birth, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927173"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/f/collegehumor.b51aed9fd2525ffc7eabefcfbfcacc11.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:533986">Leah</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926438 The Candy Man Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:25:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926438 The Candy Man nonadult comedy "Hey Ladies, The Candy Man Can!" halloween2009, candyman, candy, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1926438"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/3/collegehumor.8d439394f517e340855e64a34512d917.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2215572">Riley Curran</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:166"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921473 All second-guessing children once had is now lost.rn Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:06:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921473 All second-guessing children once had is now lost.rn nonadult comedy All second-guessing children once had is now lost.rn pedophile, creepy, van, candy, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921473"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/2/collegehumor.bf1ec436c1c4b315ac2293926d4e48d1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2172887">patrick</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787493 The making of Strawberried Peanut Butter M&Ms Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787493 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>


Red: Green,we have to talk. I think I'm...strawberried.

Green: But, I don't understand. You're chocolate.

R: I know I'm chocolate, I've just been having all these feelings. These...sweet, fruity feelings.

G: It's just a promotion, Red. It's confusing, I know-remember when you went dark chocolate for Star Wars? It'll pass.

R: This isn't like dark chocolate. Don't you see? I've never been meant for chocolate.

G: What's really wrong here...am I not good enough for you? Sure I could lose a little milkfat, but I've been using propyl gallate to maintain freshness!

R: It's not you sweetheart, it's just who I am. And it took Yipes to show me that.

G: The Fruit Stripe zebra? How could you! And after I let you melt in my-
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.5d056bc5a546eb98eddf43db65a79785.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-09 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530">Jesse E</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913425 "Hello little boy. Would you like to touch one of my gumballs?" Sat, 06 Jun 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913425 "Hello little boy. Would you like to touch one of my gumballs?" nonadult comedy "Hello little boy. Would you like to touch one of my gumballs?" boardwalk, weird, creepy, candy, gumball, vending machine wig <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913425"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/0/collegehumor.c3278369c424dc33fdb69ad0ae5a3a55.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:7241">Mikael</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:867"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Wishes really do come true]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:216176 Thu, 28 May 2009 08:00:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907420 Mean Parents Easter Prank Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:54:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907420 Mean Parents Easter Prank nonadult comedy "Sorry, son. We couldn't afford candy this year, but we got you something better." prank, Bad Parents, kid, easter, candy, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907420"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/1/collegehumor.64d57232da37cbbc2fa4fd51892c7ef5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 489 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> <![CDATA[Yes, this is a site that tells you how to make enormous versions of your favorite foods]]> http://www.collegehumor.com/hotlink:212804 Wed, 08 Apr 2009 08:00:02 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1903748 Patrick Ewing Snickers Commercial Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:51:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1903748 Patrick Ewing Snickers Commercial nonadult comedy You should've seen the bloodbath after Hakeem Olajuwon ate a Zagnut. commercials, basketball, patrick ewing, candy, snickers, sports <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1903748"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/9/collegehumor.30c631053de511e8ee479aa92ae9bc7d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 159 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1830277 Twizzlers is the Taste Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:35:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1830277 Twizzlers is the Taste nonadult comedy It's no coincidence that the hostage situation at the Twizzler factory happened the same day as the breakout at the insane asylum. Twizzler, Candy, Commercial, WTF, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1830277"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/7/collegehumor.1aa898bdaa8e1949980275e760120954.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21082">Nathan Barnatt</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 130 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760286 The Top 5 Weirdest Candies Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:19:59 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1760286 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> It's pretty much a scientific fact that everyone loves candy. And if you don't, you should probably go find your soul somewhere in your toilet. And whenever you walk by a candy store, you always get that urge to go in and buy everything. Also a scientific fact. The companies who make candy know that they have you by the balls and that you will buy whatever they make, so they sometimes just say "f*ck it" when a weird candy idea goes by them. Here are 5 of the weirdest I've seen.

Jawbreakers

These bad boys have been around for many, many years. But really, what are they good for? The only thing I've seen them good for are sore jaws and strange desires about your friends. And blowjob jokes. Lots of them. Also, the name itself doesn't sound like a candy at all. It sounds like a threat. "Eat this candy, kids, and it'll break your jaw. Go ahead. I dare you." And when those three magical words are uttered, gay jokes hurled at their kid is the least of the parents' worries.


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