Was this Screech's robot?

Well, as long as she's not passed out in the deep end.

Bender's ancestor.

You haven't been cheating? Then how do you explain this bottle cap I found in your pocket when I was doing laundry?

"The king has decreed - we're going to get one pepperoni, one half sausage/half peppers, and one plain."

"Our residence RA wanted us to get rid of a pile of pizza boxes we'd been saving for a couple weeks. We made sure they were put to good use."

I think you have to be handicapped to park there, not the car.

Anything but dignity.

"This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.

We figure if we leave it like this, the problem will fix itself over winter break.

"I found out that I could order all the boxes and stickers I wanted from the USPS website for free, including free shipping. So I ordered 25 thin square boxes and 10 triangle tubes and built a bar for my dorm room. It's made entirely from boxes and stickers."

All my creation needs to come to life is a brain.

"You are what you drink."

Everyone thought I was disgusting, but in fact I was just hiding a handle of Captain.

Let's go swimming!

Those are two 21'' monitors.

"I won first place with this thing."

It's the strangest thing, his eyes follow you when you move around.

My favorite flavor of cake, how did you know?