CollegeHumor: Cars Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924925 The Crucial Man: Car Maintenance Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924925 The Crucial Man: Car Maintenance nonadult comedy Now all Jon needs is a driver's license. ch originals, crucial man, talk show, cars, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924925"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/4/collegehumor.6ec9ae1529e7f62a382919b482ed7b75.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 63 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924129 White Men Can't Jump (On Cars) Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:46:58 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924129 White Men Can't Jump (On Cars) nonadult comedy Find a more expensive car, he wants to try again. ouch, windows, cars, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924129"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/8/collegehumor.6d1b6d288f261e28f2d492f813b52559.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922660 ArnoldArnold: The Schwarzenneger GPS Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:39:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922660 ArnoldArnold: The Schwarzenneger GPS nonadult comedy Not to be confused with the TomTom or the TomArnoldTomArnold. gps, cars, sketch comedy, fatawesome, arnold schwarzenegger, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922660"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/9/collegehumor.68834ceb862ae7ca6e86abd96567610d.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1687126">Fatawesome</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 67 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922578 Cars Make Dog Spin Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:37:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922578 Cars Make Dog Spin nonadult comedy You should see what he does when he sees a mail truck! 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Me: Hey buddy, ya ready to go for a little drive?

The Volve: We'll see...

Me: What do you mean we'll see? I need to get to the packy before it closes.

The Volve: I meant we'll see... I don't know if I feel like going anywhere right now, it's cold and I've only got a half a tank in me.

Me: Well, I really don't think that this is up to you, but how about I let you warm up for a couple of minutes? And maybe I will even bring you to get some gas on our way home?

The Volve: You can try and let me warm up, but I'm warning you, I'm gonna screech like a banshee for the majority of the ride.

Me: What? Why would you do something like that?

The Volve: HEY! You know I need new belts. You've been neglecting me for months, you haven't even driven me since the summer!

Me: You know I've been at school dude. Why don't we go for a drive and catch up a little? Listen to some DMB, like old times. What do ya say?

The Volve: Fine, that does sound pretty nice. Lets go!

Me: That's more like it!

As we pull out of the drive way The Volve begins screeching wildly, while simultaneously sputtering and backfiring.

Me: Alright old friend, this is ok, We can just turn up the DMB and get through this together.

The Volve: Oh yea, The C.D. player is broken.

Me: Good God I hate you.

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