In Master Chief we trust.

"I was given this dollar as my change at a McDonalds."

Maid of Money? Get it? Get it? Hey, we just post 'em.

A neon sign that says "BREAK THE WINDOWS AND LOOK INSIDE" wouldn't be nearly as sharp.

Tuition in Singles

Tuition has more than doubled in the 5 years I've been an undergrad. In Colorado they take our school money to fix the roads. The roads still suck so I decided to be a pain in the ass. It took 2 hours for all of it to be counted at the cashiers office. They had to accept it because the dollar bill state "this currency is valid for all debts public and private" or something like that. I would love it if this became a national trend!"

"The most expensive shaming ever."

Usually it's all about who hearts CH. These drug dealers are telling us what we we like.

A senior picture that cost, total, about $35.

No I'm telling you it's mine. It has George Washington on it, and this creepy eye thing.

More drug dealers. Apparently, they are quite good at dealing drugs.

"Thanks Financial Aid!"

"if you're going to pay your tuition in cash, make sure that its all in ones."

Drug dealers.

Once, when a Lion was asleep, a little Mouse began running up and down upon him. This soon wakened the Lion, who placed his huge paw upon him, and opened his big jaws to swallow him. "Pardon, O King," cried the little Mouse, "forgive me this time, I shall never forget it! I may be able to return the favor one of these day?" The Lion was so tickled at the idea of the Mouse being able to help him that he lifted up his paw and let him go.

"This was my change at Applebees. I guess it was arts and crafts night?"

"This is what happens when you don't cash your $1 tips from work."

"The Saddam gold bar thing was cool, but there's nothing like cold hard cash especially $569,408,000 of it. Yes, half a billion."

"We're RIIICH, BEYAAAATCH!" Taken on the Rockin' Rollercoaster at MGM. We don't know the guy in the back seat.

Drug dealers have such a weird sense of humor.

Yeah, might wanna double check that.