To be fair, he was only hitting the treadmill because the lines to the elliptical machines were way too long.
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This looks cute, but it's actually two guy cats living in sin.
No man, you got it wrong - kitty style is when you're doing it doggy style but you make her wear a tin can on her head.
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You're never this forward - are you drunk?
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Kitty's having fun!
Who wouldn't want to adopt this bucket of love?
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"My cat got stuck in the garage door for about an hour until we realized he was there."
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"You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal."
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"They don't give a FUCK."
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Alright, get the sharpies.
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If you're into cats, beat that summer heat with a cool video of cats performing White Christmas.
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"Party Animal"
Brown Hawk down.
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"Dude, you know you can't mix milk and Meow Mix. That's what you get."
Dude. Seriously. Get off.
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Q: Why would anyone buy a cat? A: To give them a bath and make them look like this.
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Studying for the MCATs.
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This brings up an interesting question - can cats grow mustaches? Maybe they just don't want to.
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Cats are stupid, don't they know what ice is?
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Can you get out of the way? Family Matters is on. I love that Urkel.
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