I don't think that's what the belt clip was meant for, fat Italian man.

I was so fucked up man I made fun of Cingular!

Worst job ever.

CAAAAN YOU HEAR ME NOOOOOOW?

"We used his Rubber Cement to paste things to him."

There's a reason they are called lawnmowers and not cellphone-mowers.

Technology these days.

"Lindsay Lohan @ The Boot in New Orleans"

This would be a great ad for cell phone cameras (nudity).

New handsfree cell phone holder... now an actual product.

Boston Red Sox Riots!!!! w00t w00t....We all like boobies

Wouldn't you like to know her number...

Cingular BLOWS. My bud, fed up with local Cingular service and his shitty reception. He took matters into his own hands after throwing it against the wall two times.

Time to switch to a new cell phone plan?

Wait .. you're breaking up .. let me call the cops.

"Have you ever seen "There's Something About Mary?" Well, if you have, and you remember what Ben Stiller looked like in the beginning of the movie with braces, and 70's clothing, you might think this picture is pretty funny. My friend Megan ran into a guy at the bar the other week that looked just like that. Even funnier, he was using this huge cell phone."

Hey ya gotta be responsible, ya know?

"Thrifty students: It makes you wonder who polices the campus email network..."