Not only is this greatest innovation to doritos and breakfast of the last 100 years, but it's the best invention.
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Twice the concerto of Beethoven-O's, with half the waltz.
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Why are there no female cereal mascots?
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Two scoops of awesome.
Hey guys, this is pretty fun. What if we dress like this every day?!
Try the Captain's special "Oops! All Liquor!" punch.
You don't need a cartoon character to sell knock-off Cookie Crisp. It's cookies for breakfast, that's all you need to say.
LOST SPOILER: It turns out the monster in the jungle is Star-O-Saurus.
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They should beat Lucky Charms at their own game and release an "Oops! All Marshmallows!" cereal.
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What good Brand X's can you find in your grocery store? Send them in!
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Wow, usually they make you mail stuff in to get the prize!
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Therapist: It’s nice to see everybody here. Who would like to begin? Sonny the Cuckoo: Well, I would just like to say that I stopped hanging around with Toucan Sam, and I haven’t touched a Cocoa Puff since May 3rd. Therapist: Three...
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Emos: The only cereal that understands you.
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Part of this complete senior picture.
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You should have seen their try at Plucky The Pleprechaun.
You're all going to think we're crazy, but peanut butter and jelly and fruit loops isn't bad!
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Ran out of bowls.
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Lucky is sick of playing around. He's going to get those Lucky Charms.
You know who else is a Cereal Rapist? The skinny Cinnamon Toast Crunch chef. That's why you don't see him much anymore.
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Ever notice how there's no female cereal characters?
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