CollegeHumor: Cheers Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787179 12 Television Characters We Never See (Even Though They Were On TV) Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:15:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1787179 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Since Samuel Beckett's "Waiting For Godot," the characters we don't see have been far more powerful than the ones we do. We've never seen Waiting For Godot and never go to the theater, so we looked at Wilson, Nanny, and 10 other TV personalities everyone knows, but nobody recognizes.

George Steinbrenner, Seinfeld
Many of TV's never-seen characters serve as omnipotent gurus whose baritone voices provide much-needed wisdom, like explaining to Tim why his wife's mental health is more important than the Detroit Auto Show. But nobody in Seinfeld's twisted New York was this rational -- not Jerry's neurotic best friends, not the fascist soup proprietor down the street, and certainly not the show's resident unseen force: New York Yankees owner (and boss of George Costanza) George Steinbrenner, whose nasally, scratchy voice (provided by series co-creator Larry David) offered George less advice, and more endless diatribes on the best place to sit in a hot tub and the many virtues of the calzone.
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