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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:58:00 -0500</pubDate>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 12:06:19 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Food Fight: Sodium Chloride (NaCl)</title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:19:19 -0500</pubDate>
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    		<![CDATA[<i>(This article requires a minimum score of 3 on the AP Chemistry exam or completion of CHEM 100 or higher)</i><b><br  /><br  /><div class="left_a3 full_a3 border_a3" style="width:158px;"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/8/collegehumor.ba91c44638659a8b5b09a4d80f3c8728.gif" width="158"  /></div>Sodium:</b>  Hey, the guys called, want to head over to Lithium's place?<br  /><b>Chlorine:  </b>No, I hate it over there.<br  /><b>Sodium:</b>  See this is exactly what I mean, you're so negative!<br  /><b>Chlorine</b><b>:</b>  Want to know the truth?  Whenever you and your buddies get together, you're just so repulsive I can't even take it.  Why do you even like to hang out with those guys?<br  /><b>Sodium:  </b>Lithium and Potassium are family! Gosh.<br  /><b>Chlorine</b><b>:  </b>You're right, it was dumb of me to think we had some sort of special connection.<br  /><b>Sodium:  </b>Oh, so now me saying we are Ionic means nothing to you?  I give you everything!<br  /><b>Chlorine</b><b>:  </b>Oh my god, bring up the electron again why don't you.  You said you didn't even want it!<br  /><b>Sodium:  </b>I also said that your new orbital looked good on you last night.  You looked like Iodine!  And, oh yeah, I checked the periodic table last night and it looks like your Molar Mass jumped up to 35.453.  Tough month?<br  /><b>Chlorine</b><b>:  </b>How could you!  Anyways, that is just a stupid rounding error.  Check your sig figs before you try and insult me.  God, you're acting like such an isotope right now.<br  /><b>Sodium:  </b>Me?  I'm the isotope.  Me?  Bologna, you're the isotope!</>
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	<title>Take note professors - when you set something on fire the first week, you'll have your class' attention for the rest of the semester.</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:33:00 -0400</pubDate>
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	<title>Inside the girls bathroom in the chemistry building at UMBC.</title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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