Don't worry, there's barely any chicken in KFC!

The only thing I love more than gravy is you.

This is before they had the idea to simply call them "McNuggets."

Wait a second, wait a second - WHAT IF WE PUT FRENCH FRIES ON IT!?

"The Chicken Head Guy is a Celeb at Penn State and can be found all over. I didn't realize he was in this pic till a month or so later."

Chicken Man is rapidly gaining on the Nittany Lion as Penn State's most recognizable mascot. He walks around with a real live chicken and disrupts lectures to surprise tired children.

Conveniently located 2 blocks away from Holy Trinity Community Baptist Church.

Halloween is the only night you'll see Spider-man gambling on illegal cockfighting.

Tur-duck-en is for girly men.

BBQ Chicken need not apply

Mmmmmm... inedible liquid chickens.

"The chicken is choking back."

Bok-bok-ba-[awful vomit noise]

This second piece tastes like clouds.

"A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."

I see a dog with a penis. Why, what do you see?

I think the joke is that "his cock hangs below his knees."

Just like back on the farm.

3 weeks later, the van began laying eggs.

"He hasn't been the same since his journey to find his friends came to a tragic end."