Gonna find out whose bin Laden or nice.
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Not only do they give him an X-box 360 box filled with clothes on Christmas, but they try and console him by telling him they're too poor to buy him a real one.
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Next year's Christmas wish? A new family.
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Because who wants to go home to their parents computer and access porno.com?
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His present was a Ritalin prescription.
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Santa Claus?
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"I wish he'd given me whatever he was smoking instead..."
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This is right before Joseph became the first man in history to break dance.
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This is what makes Santa Claus a better person than Peter Parker.
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You should see his mothers hat: I heart a divorce.
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Elephant Larry presents a birthday video to Bruce Willis. Happy Birthday Bruce!
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Let mom remind you about the true meaning of Christmas.
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Featuring a cameo by Streeter and Amir AND girls making out. Happy holidays!
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Happy holidays!!! Or just a content holiday would be cool, I guess.
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Sir, I pulled you over because one of your four hundred lights were out.
The extra T is for TYOTT.
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Only nuts crackers could pull these suite moves.
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There's an elf behind the curtain sucking her toes.
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Just think, you could be doing this in the snow if you were just a little bit tanner!
I still haven't caught any fish, am I doing something wrong?
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