Because who wants to go home to their parents computer and access porno.com?
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Santa Claus?
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"I wish he'd given me whatever he was smoking instead..."
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This is right before Joseph became the first man in history to break dance.
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You should see his mothers hat: I heart a divorce.
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The extra T is for TYOTT.
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There's an elf behind the curtain sucking her toes.
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Just think, you could be doing this in the snow if you were just a little bit tanner!
I still haven't caught any fish, am I doing something wrong?
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I didn't finish yet, it's just sunny so I'm melting.
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I got you a prank for Christmas.
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Christmas and Halloween are the only two holidays you can get sexy for. There's no sexy Thanksgiving outfit.
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Isn't that what Christmas is about?
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"My friend dressed up as Christmas Eve." Sure, whatever.
It's exactly what I wanted! Thanks Santa!
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Christmas isn't the only thing coming early this year.
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Hold on mom, don't take the picture yet. I want to pump up.
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Merry Homer-mas everybody!
"It didn't snow by 10:00 pm on Christmas day, so I took a snowflake, dangled it above my chest and called it a blue Christmas." Fair enough.
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God bless us, each and every FART.
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