This picture's missing some mistletoe action.

Now just hold that pose until Christmas morning.

The thought is fleeting, but every time Santa sees one of these pictures he can't help but consider leaving his wife.

Whoever gets the reddest nose gets to drive the sleigh.

The middle wise man is from the west side.

Perfect - it fits!

NEW CONTEST - Deck the Gals! $100 prize featuring lingerie and Christmas. We know this one doesn't have lingerie, but you get the idea.

Sure, anyone can sexualize Christmas. But where were you girls two weeks ago when we needed sexy Thanksgiving pictures?

The Nattyivity Scene

8 crazy nights vs. 1 crazy morning

They never expect the Christmas wrapping paper prank in May, but that's when it's the cheapest.

Has the Salvation Army ever considered how much more money they could make if they just sold all their crap on eBay?

Well if you didn't know Santa was using experimental superdrugs, how did you think he got the reindeer to fly?

"A Christmas present for my brothers - their faces permanently on my ass." Tis the season.

The Perry Bible Fellowship's "Christmas Cards."

Bring this sledgehammer back to the car, but bring me back my scissors.

Dad does love hardcore double-dildo action...

Out of my way, I'm doing all three at once!

Ba wit da ba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy said the boobie and up jumped the boobie. (nudity)

Nogstands.