Ohhhh that's what cafeteria food is for. I was confused, I thought they expected us to eat this!

We wish boobs a merry christmas
We wish boobs a merry christmas
We wish boobs a merry christmas
and a happy new year! (nudity)

Look for dorm wrapping to become the "in" way to piss off your friends this holiday season.

Another in our ongoing series of pets who must hate their owners.

Merry Christmas. Shake it, see if you can guess what it is.

"Merry Christmas from college"

"Merry Christmas from The Hoff"

Yo man, light some of that frankincense

Maybe they should have used a different color candle?

This is the worst Christmas present you can give your dog.

Decorate your house then threaten your kids at knife point to stop bitching about that damn x-box he wants.

Who likes Christmas?!?! (nudity)

"We decided to help our jewish friend celebrate xmas by taking all the light up santas,snowmen, reindeer, etc. in town and put them on his lawn. His mom threatened to call the cops the next day."

"Intersection down the street from my friend."

"We wrapped our entire apartment for a holiday party."

Maxi pad slippers make martha stewart proud

What more could a christmas angel ask for?

"While Drunk a few friends and I decided to round up Xmas Lawn Shit and put them in a Battle of "Christ Vs Capitalism". We got about 75 items."

"Nothing say's "Hot Deals on Cigars" like 12 pieces of shit decorating a tree. Or is this Christmas at the Dildo house?"

I guess this is funny? Christmas? Huh? Where am I?