"It's almost like someone is asking for forgiveness."

"Ok, I didn't touch this sign before taking the pic... However, I did stop by to see what was actually going on in the house of God"

My friend and I couldn't believe this church was open ON SUNDAYS!

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to park there...

So that's why priests are celibate...

"Read the ticker, the priests are buying in bulk."

Oh, churchy puns. LOL!

What I've been saying all along.

When you fire the lady who does the signs...

"I took this in Leveland Texas, 20 minutes outside of Lubbock. The picture explains itself pretty much,i am wondering what the priests were thinking!"

Who said Christmas wasn't sexy?

That sign is right above an altar boy's mouth.

"Note the evening events, and then look at the Sunday sermon. This came out of my AP politics book."

This church seems pretty confident. Obviously hasn't met my exgirlfriend.

CH__CH: What's missing? UR! (you are!)

Or, "underage retribution."

"This readerboard is at a church near my house. Not Catholic, but apparently has some relation."

Let's get what on? That isn't funny! It's vague!

Wow... what ever happened to "CH__CH: what's missing?" or "The best thing about hugs: one size fits all"???

I think standing up and looking down at the person on his or her knees is a bit more powerful.

Those damned churchies...