A friendly dragon.
"Topanga was a smoker?"
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Why does Chef Jean Pinoir have to clean the bathroom?
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How about you tell me something I don't know surgeon general of Denmark?
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Engrish is made to be broken.
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4
"Thats a book of matches in my hand."
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The classiest costume yet.
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.
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Parliament? Funkadelic.
If you're going to kill people, you have to do it fast.
Do you guys remember where I put my other cigarettes?
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Can't a guy like the sweet sweet taste of nicotine and world peace?
With all those Marlbaro Miles, you could buy a new lung.
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Smoke the boys room.
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If you guys need me, I'll be in heaven.
I can get you over the border, but it's going to cost you.
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Got a light? Did I mention I'm gross?
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Be careful, you might croak.
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The hardest part is wedging the filter into their gills.
"My buddy passed out and we put a lit ciggarette in his nose, which he smoked in his sleep." I have to pay someone to do that for me so I can smoke in my sleep too.
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