Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up?
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"Mom it's not what it looks like... also, why are you browsing dkbn?"
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45
Is that cocaine?
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170
Did you know that cocaine is often delivered in 22 inch dildos? Take a look.
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48
Leaf blower.
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106
If you could show drugs in American advertisements, it would completely change White Castle's current campaign.
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66
So he sold his crown for coke money - I always thought there was something funny about his story.
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My tooth doesn't hurt anymore, but now my gums itch!
Can a pile of cocaine snort itself and, if so, does it get fucked up?
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9
The one holiday that's not stressful.
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10
At least Coke can go off by herself and not attract too much attention.
It's hard to take advice from anyone in a bow tie seriously, especially when it's Pee Wee Herman.
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12
So I should snort coke AND viagra?
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1
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Good news guys, I think I found a roach underneath this piece of the True Cross.
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1
Lindsay Lohan sure has some homely friends.
There's something funny about saying something controversial around Al Roker.
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0
Don't worry, it's just powdered chocolate.
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0
That must be why they can never hit anything with their laser rifles.
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A terrorist about to do a line of coke.
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