Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up?
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"Mom it's not what it looks like... also, why are you browsing dkbn?"
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Is that cocaine?
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Leaf blower.
So he sold his crown for coke money - I always thought there was something funny about his story.
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My tooth doesn't hurt anymore, but now my gums itch!
Can a pile of cocaine snort itself and, if so, does it get fucked up?
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9
The one holiday that's not stressful.
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10
At least Coke can go off by herself and not attract too much attention.
So I should snort coke AND viagra?
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1
Good news guys, I think I found a roach underneath this piece of the True Cross.
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1
Lindsay Lohan sure has some homely friends.
There's something funny about saying something controversial around Al Roker.
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0
Don't worry, it's just powdered chocolate.
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0
That must be why they can never hit anything with their laser rifles.
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A terrorist about to do a line of coke.
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0
"I was in Key West and saw the Navy unloading a big coke bust thay just had in the gulf."
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"Don't let your dog watch Scarface." I just don't let my dog watch R rated movies in general.
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1
Sure that helps coke-heads, but what about us quaalude guys?
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1
I don't care what the Internet says about you Lindsay Lohan! Only one month until the release of Herbie: Fully Loaded!
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