3 Easy Ways to Slim Down in College

Just because you're big, doesn't mean you have to stay that way.  Just follow these three easy steps and you'll be trim as a Freshman in no time!Illustrated by Josh CairneyLike this? Follow Streeter on Tumblr, Twitter and/or Facebook

Collegiate Winter Preparations

It may only be the beginning of November, but before you know it there will be snow on the ground and you'll be staring head-on into the barren wasteland of winter.  Take action now, before it's too late!Develop a solid layer...

College Obituaries

Illustrated By Alan Duda.

Don't Die in College

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Honest College Catalog

illustrated by Alan Duda

What These 5 Club Fair Posters Should Really Say

Signing up for a club this semester? Make sure you know what you're really joining. Roll-over these Club Fair posters to see what's really going on.

Top 5 Tattoos Freshmen Will Want To Get - But Really Shouldn't

Ahh...freshmen. You can be approximately ten miles from home, living in a cinder-block, jail cell "dorm" and you will still think you are the coolest thing to grace each and every sh*tty house party. Two years ago, you were still taking the bus to...

A College Odyssey

Grudgingly Photoshopped by Katie Marino.

Frat Merger

Jack: Alright you guys, listen up.Gasinator: Pfffbbbbb! Ugh. Who beefed?Jack: Not now, Gasinator, this is important. As you guys know, these are difficult times. Party attendance has declined steadily since the release of the Wii, and the current...

College-O-Vision

Things look a little different when you're in college...Illustrated by Mr. Caldwell Tanner.

Quad Breakdown

A detailed breakdown of your average college quadrangle.

5 Freshmen Smells That Will Stay With You Forever

You know how they say that smell is the best sense to bring back memories? Here are five wonderful fragrances that are guaranteed to forever remind you of that precious freshman year:5. FEBREZEWhat else are you gonna do, clean? Oust, Glade or any...

Bro Doctor

Doctor: Sweet, bro. Your throat and ears are chill. You wanna go ahead and hop off the table, or some sh*t?Patient: Uhh...sure.Doctor: Tits. Alright, now I'm gonna need you to drop your pants. No homo.Patient: *Removes pants*Doctor: Just a quick...

The 7 Professors You'll Have in College

It's almost time to go back to schoool and for freshmen that means taking your first college courses.  Just like roommates, professors break down into 7 distinct types.  Old TenureIt's not that she's an egotistical bitch, it's just that...

The 7 Kinds of Roommates

Roommates are horrible.  See?  But they're also easily slotted into one of seven different kinds.  Try to figure out which one your roommate is!The ToddlerIs he or isn't he? I mean, it's not a big deal, just, you don't know. It...

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