Ever wonder what would happen if a creepy hippie with no video production experience opened a furniture store?

The zaniest beer commercials they couldn't show you in America!

Pizza Bagels

Hey, Paris Hilton can whore herself out selling random products in other countries too!

Good Good

Lady, I don't know what you're selling but I'll take a million of them.

Do you want her to drink that much milk?

Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. commercial remix.

G Mobile - Get mo' bitch.

Watch where you're going.

Guys, to fully appreciate this I should let you know that "beaver" is often used as slang for the feamle genitalia!

"A Bud Light commercial you sure won't see anytime soon!"

Get in shape!

"I know exactly what you will be thinkin during the video because trust me so did I. How the heck did they get two pairs of binoculars and Lemon Meringue Pie on the island."

Madison's Dance Grooves.

I wonder if David Hasselhoff ever felt ridiculous talking to a car. Probably not.

Take that, wife.

"A spoof on Post cereal's ad campaign from the 80's."

Hilarious pregnancy joke ahead!

If you want to see something absurd, check out Paris Hilton try to act sexy while eating an enormous Carl's Jr. hamburger.