Why do psychedelic drugs when there's already the Internet?
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This 97 second commercial may seem a little long, but it moves at a grueling pace.
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Give me powerthirst or go to hell!
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New advertisement for Quaker Weight (and Mind) Control Oatmeal.
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*69
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Before Matchstick Men, Nicolas Cage used to get really drunk and do commercials for Japanese products.
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Reconnect with your Mom in a whole new way.
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Drug abuse is the new slavery.
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I wish I could leave this boring doctor life behind and go do something exciting!
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They teach you what to do when a stranger offers candy, but apparently it's okay to let people with Wii into your home.
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Pizza in a bag. What kind of insane world did people live in?
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Parents just don't get it! So steal moms credit card and buy today!
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Don't worry, insects have a sense of humor. They get why this is funny.
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Not suitable for all occasions.
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Slick Coke ad with music by Jack White.
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Grandma's memory lives on... in your panties.
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For those of you who just can't wait until 8am.
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Get ready to be very sexually confused.
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Yeah man, mom's so stupid. Could you pass me the graphics wrench?
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Damn Cracker Radio salutes you Mr. Methamphetamine Inventor.
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