Firefox, I thought we had something special going. Remember those days when we used to just take the day off and surf together, feeling completely secure? You would surprise me with new add-ons, and you always remembered my birthday and passwords....
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Adrianne - Hi, PC.PC - Welcome back, Adrianne!Adrianne - Ugh...PC - Is something wrong, Adrianne?Adrianne - PC, we need to talk.PC - What about?Adrianne - You're just...You're not doing it for me, anymore.PC - What do you mean?Adrianne - I mean,...
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Boss: Jesse!Me: Sorry boss, fell asleep.Boss: I got up to get coffee, that's an absurd amount of time to fall asleep in. Did you get my mail yet?Me: Yea boss, got it in .2 seconds!Boss: I asked for this 20 minutes ago.Me: That's improbable.Boss:...
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Windows BackupSpecial thanks to Jason Michaels and Susanna Wolff for being helpful.
Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?Monitor: No prob, boss. Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.Computer: Great, great. OK,...
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2 years ago
Dude, this is the lamest computer lab in the history of computer labs. I can't believe I'm actually in the same room as these losers. I mean, check out Mr. "Grade-A douche" to the right to me. Is this guy serious? I bet if I poured steaming...
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Dear MacBook Hard Drive That Crashed Three Hours Before My Ten Page Paper Was Due,I'm going to try to remain calm and articulate here, even though deep down I would enjoy nothing more than cracking your screen open with the heel of my bare and...
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Where is a Starbucks?Have you seen a cafe?How am I without Internet today?What a terrible feeling!So helpless, so lost.I'll do what I mustNo matter the cost. I click on my airportAnd what do I see?A long list of names,none familiar to me.I see...
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More surprising similarities from two seemingly unrelated things. Both the perfect girl and the perfect computer should have: Sleek, solid constructions Several compliant ports Interior free of dust or...
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Dell guy: Dude, I’m going to kill myself.
netscape.net One of your grandchildren had to explain how email works to you. You're not entirely sure what a computer is, but you know that it helps you 'stay hip.' Also, your...
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3 years ago
Hey you dudes want another beer? What kind do you- hey what are you doing on my computer? Don't go on the internet, I'm downloading... this thing. It's hard to explain. Just don't look at my bookmarks ok?Yeah you can put some music on. Just don't-...
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Dear guy watching porn in the campus computer lab,Let's make a couple of things clear: I realize you like hardcore pornography. Who doesn't? However, not having the internet at home is no excuse for watching it in a public setting, like a...
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Hey man, it’s me, Snood. Yeah, I know...it’s been a while. A little over five years, actually...but hey, who’s counting, right? I mean, it’s not like I’m psychotically stalking you or anything. The only reason I...
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