CollegeHumor: Computers Stuff This Month

5 Windows 7 Features You Probably Didn't Know About

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-16 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 522 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

A singing computer? Next thing you know they'll be able to print words on pieces of paper

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 08:00:03 -0500

A&E's Data Hoarders

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:16:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923577"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/1/collegehumor.0803e99aab43d7d73f0617317ac28282.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1732149">UCBComedy</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 22 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Browser Break-up

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:00:00 -0400

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Well, over the years, our relationship seems to have slowed down. Your early charm has begun to wear off, and while you know I always loved you for who you are and would scoff when you said you weren't as appealing as those Safari and Opera models (their speed test results are all airbrushed anyway), you've really let yourself go lately. And I'm not saying you're bloated, but you used to be so diligent about working out to stay slim and agile. Now you're constantly unresponsive and have lost that fiery passion that once drew me to you.

I know this is hard for you to hear, but I think it's about time we went our separate ways. I still think you're wonderful, and there's so much about your personality that I'll miss. I've just realized I want something different out of life than I used to, and it's taken a special friend to help me see it.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:829227"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/6/collegehumor.09a13b4a8b0e7ecc65dcffc6f91637bc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-09-29 12:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:829227">Dunda</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 34 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

RAM actually stands for "Racist Ass Motherf*cker"

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:32:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919113"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/b/collegehumor.d5a4c621ee7c5d4c505766cb838e2916.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:173711">Matt</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 109 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Computer Break-up

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:00:00 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Adrianne - Hi, PC.

PC - Welcome back, Adrianne!

Adrianne - Ugh...

PC - Is something wrong, Adrianne?

Adrianne - PC, we need to talk.

PC - What about?

Adrianne - You're just...You're not doing it for me, anymore.

PC - What do you mean?

Adrianne - I mean, literally, you're not doing it for me anymore.

PC - In what way?

Adrianne - Everytime I try to open oen of my old movies in Movie Maker, you shut it down!

PC - That's nothing! You don't even use Movie Maker!

Adrianne - And I have good reason! You don't have a firewire port, and without that, there's no way I can connect my camera and import my videos. The USB port doesn't even work!

PC - ...What are you saying?

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2087517"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/5/collegehumor.b70a92463591adb9ad7829950673f177.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-07 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2087517">Adrianne "Blackwhite"</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 30 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

CH Labs: Google Search

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:00:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1912853"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/d/collegehumor.cb806c3e4a1c7c50e3e0562d961e6434.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 562 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Computers, minivans, and middle-aged dudes. What more could you want?

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 08:00:00 -0400

If I acted like my computer did on the first day of work

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:00:00 -0400

Boss: Jesse!

Me: Sorry boss, fell asleep.

Boss: I got up to get coffee, that's an absurd amount of time to fall asleep in. Did you get my mail yet?

Me: Yea boss, got it in .2 seconds!

Boss: I asked for this 20 minutes ago.

Me: That's improbable.

Boss: It happened. This is all my mail?

Me: Results 1-5. Here, give me those back and I'll show you the next 5.

Boss: I'd like to just look at them all at the same time. And please stop playing with that hourglass.

Me: Sorry.

Boss: Also, I see you didn't print the memo I asked you to.

Me: Yea about that...Are you sure you want to print it?

Boss: Wholly and completely.

Me: Okay it's just that...you didn't use real words. Look at this one.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/b/collegehumor.5d056bc5a546eb98eddf43db65a79785.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-03 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1159530">Jesse E</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 498 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

5 Unannounced Windows 7 Features

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:00:00 -0500

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Windows Backup

Safe Mode

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:707280"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/8/collegehumor.ed346f9c4414f0e58c928b28373cbb34.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-05 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:707280">Jeremy Gundel</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 228 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Sometimes I Feel Like My Girlfriend is a Computer

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:00:00 -0500

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.34fb0a748e9767bd8891bea7cfb6f87d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-03-06 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1171873">Jason Michaels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1146"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 995 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Amazing GE Windmill

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 15:52:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1903121"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/6/collegehumor.edbe635b119c2187b42e474606ae329f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 424 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Meinspace is better than your space

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:00:00 -0500

Internal Debate

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 17:18:33 -0400

Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

Computer: *sighs* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-09 17:18:33 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 2816 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

iPhone Boobs Application

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:18:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1894876"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/f/collegehumor.f6fe48e016ca4f1ed6a17cdf2eb1d214.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 114 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Gawd, Everyone In This Computer Lab Is A Loser

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:00:00 -0500

ughhhhh

Dude, this is the lamest computer lab in the history of computer labs. I can't believe I'm actually in the same room as these losers.

I mean, check out Mr. "Grade-A douche" to the right to me. Is this guy serious? I bet if I poured steaming hot coffee on his keyboard, then on his face, nobody would care. Actually, they might care about the keyboard. You know what? I won't pour coffee on the keyboard, but definitely table the face idea for later.

And look at "Little Miss Paper-Writer" a few computers down. 5 bucks says she gets an F. And if not... look at Smartypants McGee, getting good grades, like it's hard.

Hey, nice clothes, "Guy walking to the printer." Great polo shirt. You off to a polo match or something? Probably not. I'm wearing my polo shirt so much better than you right now, it's not even funny. Call me sometime, I'll give you lessons on how to rock a polo. Wait, don't ever call me, I don't talk to fags. Actually, those jeans aren't bad.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.06098b8bb7a6234c386249d817f7bddb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-11-06 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1657072">Conor McKeon</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:529"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 32 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

A tad redundant.

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:53:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1884916"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/c/collegehumor.88b0aba55cc1d0fd716822fcd1cccd56.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:16217">Alex</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:200"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Seinfeld & Bill Gates Windows Ad.

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:36:39 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1829222"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/0/collegehumor.2d142984a4fecb4d9fcc9fa0edfc1045.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 63 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

An Open Letter to My MacBook

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:02:03 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Dear MacBook Hard Drive That Crashed Three Hours Before My Ten Page Paper Was Due,

I'm going to try to remain calm and articulate here, even though deep down I would enjoy nothing more than cracking your screen open with the heel of my bare and bloodied foot.

I'm going to do my best to remain on topic in this letter and not give in to instinctive rage. But don't be fooled, MacBook. I'd like to do nothing more than envision a scene of me throwing your shattered LCD shards and miscellaneous keyboard letters into the bathtub, turning on the water, and speeding out of town in a stolen car.

But cooler heads must prevail, MacBook.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:311"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/2/collegehumor.9457d5b2b882a218aa7f8ff222c62b4b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-06 11:02:03 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:311">Jake Klocksien</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:265"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

That's what he gets for running windows

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 08:00:02 -0400