I don't know why you would want to microwave a condom but yeah, you definitely don't want to put it in the microwave while you're still wearing it.
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The dog wrote this note.
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Only used for a few minutes.
"A fraternity brother received a care package from his mother: candy, condoms, and a note reading "no glove, no love -- love, mommy."
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Please practice safe snorting at home, kids.
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Yes, that's why I have all those unused condoms from last year still... for the cannon...
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The only safe condoms are the ones that slow the car down.
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It's one way, or the other.
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102
Back to school time! You always start the year optimistically.
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101
Her bird stationary makes me think she isn't the kind of mom who appreciates this.
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You think this is weird, the condom itself is painted like Raymond.
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47
"Can I just get mine for here?"
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40
UW Stout nipples CollegeHumor?
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15
It's going to be a rough Thursday morning for him.
Ken's going to be pissed when he sees this.
Maybe it was just one condom made of something exotic, like alligator skin.
The real question is, what about the resevoir tip?
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That's right, I'm full of myself and a shop lifter.
I know three girls who are going to be popular tonight!
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Not just a condom, but a used condom.
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