'Conversations' Articles
73 total- Today
-
Article:Your Body's Night Out
4:45 PMStomach: Cool, he's napping. That's good, I need all the energy I can get to work on those two crunchwrap supremes he just plopped down here.Colon: Sorry, gotta do my 'thang.Stomach: Colon! You just woke him up! I'm not even halfway done...
KEEP READINGBy David Siegel
143 likes
|
/
80
- Yesterday
-
Article:A Bee Questions the Hive's Attack Strategy
A hive of bees is alive and bustling. A human approaches, and is noticed by one of the bees, who turns to the swarm in a panic.Bee #1: Fellow bees, look! The giant approaches! (an audible gasp is heard across the swarm, as they freeze and stare...
KEEP READINGBy Sarah Schneider 235 likes
|
/
94
- Thursday, May 1 2008
-
Article:Band Practice
Open on Alvin and the Chipmunks, at band practice. They begin to sing, but it quickly becomes apparent that something is off. Finally, Alvin snaps.ALVIN: Ok, stop stop STOP. Simon, what the f*ck is your problem?SIMON: Excuse me? MY problem?...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter and Sarah 56 likes
|
/
42
- Wednesday, Apr 30 2008
-
Article:The Dinosaur Soothsayer
Nostrasaurus: I see terrible things in your future.Dinosaur: What?! Tell me! Nostrasaurus: I see your skeleton assembled in a large room. There are little creatures - humans, they're called - and they're interested in your skeleton. They're...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 167 likes
|
/
101
- Saturday, Apr 26 2008
-
Article:Imagined Conversations: My Brain Dreaming
Left-Side-Of-Brain: Hmm, what do you want to dream about tonight, Hank?Right Brain: Falling off a cliff?Left Brain: ...You always say that...Right Brain: How about that cute girl in English? I'd like to anec her dote!Left Brain: Not tonight,...
KEEP READINGBy Jason Michaels 411 likes
|
/
87
- Thursday, Apr 24 2008
-
Article:
Phone Convention, 2008
(iPhone is hanging out by himself. Blackberry enters.)Blackberry: Oh, iPhone! Hey! What's going on?iPhone: (takes out his headphones) What?Blackberry: Oh, I just...I said hey.iPhone: Hey. (puts his headphones back in)Blackberry: Sooooo. You...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter and Sarah 188 likes
|
/
69
- Wednesday, Apr 16 2008
-
Article:My Second Grade Conception of College
Stretch Armstrong: Hello Steve, I'm your new roommate.Me: Wow...Stretch Armstrong: I hope you're ready for a year of no homework, no baths, and tons of fun!Me: (Nods head)Stretch Armstrong: Say, those are some pretty sweet glasses you got there....
KEEP READINGBy Steve Ethridge 355 likes
|
/
114
- Saturday, Apr 12 2008
- Friday, Mar 21 2008
-
Article:Fantasy vs. Reality
Why do I let myself daydream? In my head, my life is adventurous: I am a dashing prince upon a majestic horse, with a much deeper voice, striving valiantly to save the damsel. And I also don't have to pluck my eyebrows.But in reality, when I try...
KEEP READING - Tuesday, Mar 11 2008
-
Article:
A Tale Of Two Cities, And New Haven
New York City: Boston! Hey, how's it going, dude?Boston: Hey man, I'm good, you?New York City: Can't complain. Oh, I forgot to ask you last time we...*New Haven runs into the room*New Haven: Hey yooooo! 'Sup dudes?New York City:...
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell 125 likes
|
/
118
- Thursday, Mar 6 2008
-
Article:Sorry, Wrong I.M.
Co-Written By Patrick Cassels
By Amir Blumenfeld 162 likes
|
/
93
- Monday, Feb 25 2008
-
Article:Mr. Coen
Mr. Coen: Hi, Jim Marshall please?Mr. Marshall: Speaking, who's this?Mr. Coen: Hey Jim! It's Arthur, Arthur Coen!Mr. Marshall: Arthur Coen?Mr. Coen: Remember? The Tapersville Terrible Tarantulas? The bleachers? Must have been, gee whiz, like, 40...
KEEP READINGBy Sean Curry 46 likes
|
/
37
- Saturday, Feb 9 2008
- Friday, Feb 1 2008
- Thursday, Jan 24 2008
-
Article:
Food Fight: Sodium Chloride (NaCl)
(This article requires a minimum score of 3 on the AP Chemistry exam or completion of CHEM 100 or higher)Sodium: Hey, the guys called, want to head over to Lithium's place?Chlorine: No, I hate it over there.Sodium: See this is exactly what I...
KEEP READINGBy Jason Michaels 272 likes
|
/
138
- Friday, Jan 18 2008
-
Article:
A Tale of Two Sodas
Dr. Pepper walks out of a coffeeshop, counting his change, and accidentally bumps into Mr. Pibb.Dr. Pepper: I only carry plastic.
KEEP READINGBy Sean Curry 234 likes
|
/
112
- Saturday, Jan 12 2008
-
Article:Guy Meets A Girl He's Been Facebook Stalking
Dennis: Hey Leah.Leah: Hi. I'm sorry, have we met?Dennis: Kind of. We're friends on facebook.Leah: Oh. Cool.Dennis: So how was France? I know you took a course there this Summer. I was "perusin'" ya pics, haha.Leah: It was really great, I went to...
KEEP READINGBy Jake Hurwitz 624 likes
|
/
143
- Wednesday, Jan 9 2008
-
Article:A Conversation With My Dying Father
Dad: Son.Me: Yes, Dad?Dad: I am not long for this world.Me: I know, Da-- Wait, what?Dad: I am not long for this--Me: No, I heard you... I just don't get it, I guess. What does that mean?Dad: It means I'm dying, son.Me: OK, so... why didn't you...
KEEP READINGBy Chase Mitchell 30 likes
|
/
43
- Thursday, Dec 13 2007
-
Article:
The Substance of Every Girl Conversation, Ever.
Emily: Wow Karen, you look gorgeous!Karen: No I don’t, I look like dog food. You look gorgeous.Emily: No way, I’m spilling out of these jeans like cup cake batter.Karen: Nah, what do you weigh, like 80 pounds?Emily: More like 180...
KEEP READINGBy Steve Ethridge 88 likes
|
/
91
- Friday, Nov 30 2007
-
Article:Conversations Between Pens and Their Owners
Pencil: Hey man, it's kind of awkward for me to ask you this, but could you please stop chewing on me?Owner: Woah, what!? Are you kidding me? After all we’ve been through? I thought we had something special.Pencil: We still do! Of course we...
KEEP READINGBy Jake Whitaker 51 likes
|
/
52
